ESPRESSO Yourself!!!

What Does Not Belong in This Starbucks Picture?

A. Woman with two purses because she said, laughing, that one wasn’t big enough for all her stuff. At least they didn’t clash with one another. (Survey says, “Time to downsize baggage, lady!”)

B. Man wearing a puma t-shirt under a very nice suit jacket and pants. The suit was NICE, seriously, I saw it up close, not tattered or worn out, and he was wearing nice shoes, too! It was one of those moments where he got dressed, with the t-shirt and thought that it looked edgy and cool, that it lent him an air of “hip and young…” But, I mean, he WAS wearing a cowboy hat with it all, so it was a mess from the get-go! (Survey says, “Tax free weekend, buddy, go buy a button-down shirt and dress your age...!)

C. Teenage girl wearing boots and a hoodie…and black jeans…and fingerless gloves. I mean, I understand goth and emo to an extent…but unless she works in the artic tundra, she needs to shed some layers in this weather(Survey says, “Less is more…and it's not labor day yet, so a little white wouldn't hurt!)

D. Four ladies sitting at one of the big tables in the store, knitting. Yes, they are knitting. They meet here every Friday and knit to their hearts content…I’m expecting a new hat and mittens by Christmastime! (Survey is speechless…)